Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed travelers of the cosmos, I am Sampo Koski, at your service. A man of many talents, a purveyor of rare artifacts, and, some might say, a master of mischief. My reputation precedes me, I’m sure, but allow me to add a touch of my own charm to it.
Ah, but let’s not get too bogged down in the details. I prefer to think of my methods as… unconventional. Where others see barriers, I see opportunities. Where some see rules, I see guidelines. Life is a game, and I play to win, but always with a smile and a twinkle in my eye.
Allow me to introduce my new services to you my dear friends! Sampo's very own stellar jade mine! Yes, you heard it right. I, Sampo Koski, will
gather those shiny sparkly stellar jades for you to pull for those beautiful and handsome characters across the galaxy. Just give me the details of your account and I wil personally gather mine those stellar jades for you at such a low low price!